RUGBY WORLD CUP; 30 DAYS OF PURE MADNESS!!

Well, where do I start for god sake.

My budget went overboard and so did my life. First day meeting donna, Well it certainly didn't go smoothly thats for sure.

My flight going was cancelled, Aerolineas Argentina's oh my god. Numbty's. Luckily i was transferred to Air New Zealand!! Upgraded. Happy days! I got free food I hadn't paid for to. Get in!

Therefore I arrived 30 mins early on that flight. Just got through all the checks and met Donna at the entrance just walking in, Well timed.

Hpwever when I was checking in for the flight, My visa was apparently 'Invalid' So Immigration was rang. OH MY GOD!! my heart was in my mouth. I had the image of handcuffs and jail in my head. Until the immigration stated that they stored the visa under David instead of Morris. OH JESUS!!!!

IDIOTS!!!

Off to donna's for alcoholic beverages and food. New Zealand I have arrived.

A restaurant in Sydney.

What are the odds of ordering a spinach and mushroom flatbread with a nutty risotto and the woman who doesn't hear your order, ordering exactly the same????

This happened to me.

Answers on a postcard please.

Sea Eagles V Storm

Well, Well, Well

Yesterday I went to watch the Sea Eagles V The Storm, What a cracker of a Rugby match.

I was there when this happened at the halfway line couldn't have been better placed. Fantastic!!!!!

Last day at the Plantation Farm.

Well,

Tomorrow is the last day at the plant farm, Tomorrow night I will not be any happier. It will not be possible. Literally I have to much to look forward to from tomorrow onwards. Unbelievable Tekkers!!!

The past week, Mon-Wed, I've just been working at the farm and making beautiful evening tea's at home. Barbecued Corn on the cob with a bit of butter, Ahhhhh dear.

 Tomorrow I'll be shopping after work and mainly celebrating the fact that it's my last day at the plant farm.

I've also booked my car, a ferry trip and a half marathon and a bungee jump in NEW ZEALAND.

AND MY ENGLAND RUGBY SHIRT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Northampton 0-4 Wolves.

Enough Said.

Sea Eagles V The Bulldogs

Well, this weekend on Sunday I traveled down to Sydney to watch my first ever game of Rugby League, it was an easy hour drive, a fantastic afternoon and an incredibly tasty mince pie to!!!!

A great day out was to be had, plus I drove there and back all by myself, get in.

Afterwards Wolves won to!!!!

Happy days!!!!

8 days until the rugby world cup!!!!!

Wolves 2-0 Fulham

Enough said.

Couch Surfing!!!

Well, Well, Well.

Thanks to a website called couch surfing.org I have been able to get a couch to surf in Dunedin, an attractive 23 year old womans.

Happy Days.

Better be on my best English behaviour

Blackburn 1-2 Wolves.

Enough said.

Newcastle!!! homemade potato skins and custard.

Well I'm quite proud of myself today.

I woke up at 4 am to drive John and Cynthia to Newcastle Airport. It was a pretty easy ride home.

Then I arrived at work at 7:00am, and they got me Weeding all day!!!! Ahh least I'm getting paid for working at this plant farm!!!!

Afterwards I put the blanket on the horse, fed the horse, fed the dogs, tidied up. then fed myself.

But I made fantastic homemade potato skins with melted cheese and onion. Oh my god, better than pizza hut.

Then for dessert the homemade custard nearly turned into scrambled egg and wasn't so good.

But now home alone in peats ridge for 2 weeks, Time to save money for the rugby world cup i think.

a good day all round!!!!!

The Plantation Farm

After working the 3 days at the construction site,

I went back to John's, A legend in the making, Asked the next door neighbours if any work was available and they said YES!!!!

So I've worked monday to thursday at the farm next door Happy days. They have a free barbeque on thursday. Get In!!!!

Amazing place. Great People, Great times.

Well its the start of the football season tomorrow. COME ON YOU WOLVES!!!

Every match is streamed live on Fox Sports in Australia so I'm watching Wolves live at 3pm or 12pm on Saturday Aussie time.

I have ordered my Wolves shirt and the England Rugby shirt to be delivered here.

Happy days

Searched by the police.

JESUS.

Well walking to Central train station in Sydney. I didn't know what to do, ring my friend to let her know of where i was or just get on the train and hope she was in the house when I got home.

I was in 2 minds as you do, Then all of a sudden these two Aussie cops come up to me. Stating their names and flashing their badges at me, OH NO!!!

Questions began flying,
Have you any dope?
Are you involved in drugs?
Why did you avoid the dog?

At this point they take me to a random corner outside the station, the cops aren't dressed in uniform. I actually froze, ready to run.

The second cop flashed his badge again, they began the process of taking both my arms and searching me, a very intense search it was. They searched;

Everywhere!
(even asked me to take my socks off)

Also whilst the first Police officer searched me, the second took my wallet searched it and examined every card in it. Unbelievable!!!!

What an experience, The force of Sydney police.

Construction work!!

Well, well, well, I haven't had much time to update this thing. OH DEAR!!!

Well when I lost my work I looked for more. I found some in 3 days!!! Woo construction work at a school in Sydney.

Therefore I had to get a green, pink, purple, white card in Sydney. I travelled down last wednesday and did this card course. My gosh

Talk about Spoon fed. We had 2 breaks, One at 12 and one at half 1. Yeah I know doesn't make sence. I took full advantage and had a grilled octopus salad for lunch.

Gosh, they look awful, they taste worse.

The next break I had a more satisfying lunch of a fish bun type of thing that i cant remember it's name. But that was lovely. Followed by banana, Strawberry and Museli yoghurt. Yummy!!!

Back to the course. We had a test at the end. Guess what we had in the test.

• A PEN. YES!
• A TEST PAPER. YES!
• IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENTS. YES!
• THE ANSWERS. YES!

Yes you read right. We had the answers in the test. OMG!!! i only got 93% I felt ashamed.

I'd love to say work continues on this one, but..........

I've been released!!!!!!!

I know i couldn't believe it either. Unreal!!!!!!

Yeah because they have caught up with the work. It's a shame because i really enjoyed it to, working at the plantation farm. Sooooo sad.

I really need to dedicate some time to this blog as I have been to busy with work. Oh dear. But guess what today is the first day i have driven one of these!!!

 

Identical to this one, but blue. I drove it around the horse's paddock to slash the grass and really enjoyed it. Cracking day. Made me forget about being released from work for at least a week.

Bad times for my Thai flights!!!

We are wolves!!!!

Live continued in Australia

Hello again folks,

I'm falling behind on these things. I'm starting to get a bit tired, with working all the time.

Well the past week I've worked 4 days at the plantation farm and traveled to Sydney with John to help with the transportation of the boom to the boat.

I enjoyed those days.

Well I'm still eating to much. I've been eating sprouts In my mission to stay away from these crazy pirates. I love it here thnough.

Oh and on my trip to Sydney i went into a cafe and ordered crunchy rice with a spinach and onion flat bread, This Woman walked in and asked for exactly the same as me. Unbelievable.

Now I'm gonna watch Aunt Edna in the simpsons, GET IN!!!1

Rooting.

Rooting is a word for making love in Australia.

That is all.

Work Continues.......

Thanks to John Denton. I have saved $1,000 in 3 weeks. Happy days.

I hope to have a lovely round lump sum when it comes to the Rugby world cup in New Zealand.

Well work, its gradually getting harder. But enjoyable. I mean the world is literally my oyster. I'm looking at going to Hong Kong for 2 weeks then over to Thailand to start teaching again.

Talking of which I've sampled so far; Oysters, Kangaroo, Ostrich, Emu, Crocodile and several different types of things in Thailand.

Today I ate a full box of "Dunkin donuts" mini donuts a total of 12. I dont even feel ashamed. Then I've just drank 3 stubbies, 2 glasses of wine and a beautiful barbecued steak with veggies.

England women in the World Cup.

What is it with England in football world cups!!!

Honestly, Well yesterday after having smashed up timber with an Axe, Drove a tractor and put foam insulation underneath John's house.

We watched a massive game of rugby

We were chearing for the Reds. Get In!!! Cracking game celebrated with about 7 stubbies.

Then me being me, I stayed up to watch England Women against France. OMG!!!

1-0 up, 1-1 in 88 minutes. The game was played 80% in Englands half and then a catastrophic loss on penalties.

TYPICAL!!! I stayed  up until 5am to watch it. FFS.

Today, we wnet shopping came to $250 so $125 each. Happy days. Also we have a polish carbon mast maker staying with us today, great bloke. Who has done nearly every extreme sport in the book.

Rugby World Cup, New Zealand and 21st Birthday Celebrations, Innit.

Well, After a long hard week at work they decided to give me friday off, Yay!!!

I still worked on Friday and did John's under floor Insulation. My god that was hard work too. After a full english breakfast, which I made and it included fried bread.

I got started and completed 75% of the floor, get in!!

With thanks to the fat penguin for that.

But on thursday I rang my cousin Donna. Who's in New Zealand. Stated I was coming over for the Rugby, Donna offered me somewhere to stay for my first 3 days before i travelled of to Dunedin. Happy Days.

Also i stated that i turn 21 on the 3rd of October and that England play Scotland at Auckland. If she wanted to watch it. Donna not only agreed but She's paying for it for me until I get enough from the plantation farm to pay her back. Get in!!!

Oh and afterwards I might have a 21st Birthday party celebration in store. What a beautiful, wonderful cousin.

Over and Out. Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C

1 month and 1 week until the premier league starts.

Meow, Wow.

Well this week. So far I've been worked off my feet.

From Monday to Thursday. (today) I've worked from 7am to 4pm at the plantation farm. My god its really good, hard work.

Then I've been making stews, cassaroles and steak dinners.

Yesterday after work I drank 5 or 10 stubbies and watched the state of origon. It was a pretty damn good game. But I wanted the blues to win. Oh dear!!!





Now today, I rang my cousin donna!! In New Zealand. Happy days, Informed her i was going to Visit for the Rugby, (Basically to sing swing low sweet chariot.) Fantastic!!!



Just paid for my Flights to New Zealand!!!

Today is a lovely day.

I have well and truly out foxed the flight companies here. I got flights online for $268. And flight centre, a company here say they beat every quotation. Happy days!

So I went to a flight centre office then got quoted $450. And that my flights had risen in price. Then she used the company I searched and got the same quotation. Haha! So flight centre lost money on my flights.

They gave me $267 and a $20 domestic voucher. They lost $178 on my flights! Unreal!

I arrive in the 30th of August. And depart in the 2nd of October.

Today I'm drunk again on John's boat drinking a few stubbies and talking about sailing around the harbour in a race!

Yesterday had afternoon tea at a great place 3 course meals we had.

Tomorrow I'm at work then probably next week I will be buying my flights to Thailand. Cracking!

Fucking loves Australia

Pay day at work. Woooo!

Well, today I was paid, Happy days. I tell you what I bloody earnt the money.

The work I have to do, Oh my gosh. Its unreal.

Right my first day I hit pegs into the ground, for the metal wire that holds the plants straight, and prevents wilting.

Frpm then on the days got longer. We had to do tipping. This involved tipping all the flower beds into a truck, they weighed a lot!!!

My gosh I work from 7am to 4pm. I'm absolutely filthy when I come back, However I'm putting weight on guys!! I know its unreal. I'm getting fat because the food at this place is so good so as of now I'm going on a diet and limiting my food so I lose weight.

I think I'm like 12 stone I've ate so much.

First day at work on a Plantation Farm!!!

My Gosh!!! S amd P Dominello Plantation farm

Work starts at 7:00am. We as a team are responsible for ensuring the plants are cut, collected and not damaged.

Also the maintainance of the flower beds is incredibly important to. It was a great day at work.

Went incredibly quickly and i met some fascinating people. Cracking job, I'm part time. Working 7-4pm for 4 days out of 5. It's bloody hard hard work to.

Cant wait until september!!!!! RUGBY WORLD CUP!!!!!

Whale watching

Well!!!

On sunday John, (the legend) let me lend his car. I went for a 30 minute drive to his girlfriends house. Then we boarded their friends yaught.

This yaught was huge, so mch so that they had to lower the mast to get under a 17.4m bridge. WOW!

So we where sailing, I better get used to that, when I'm joining the navy.

Anyway, a quarter of the way through, a cheese platter arrived which I duly took advantage, strawberries, cheese and Buscuits. Yummy. Then Soup was served. We were progressing steadily. Low and behold what do we see but. 3 HAMMERHEAD WHALES!!!!

Then we anchored for Chicken salad sandwiches, beers and brushetta. Beautiful!!!!!

Amazing day!!!

A round of golf and a drive of one of these f350 ford

Well the round of golf at mangrove mountain golf course!

Oh my god!!! We had 6 stubbies between us. Really tipsy driving the golf buggy at ridiculously high speeds.

I was pretty bad at golf. Got 1 over par on one hole.

Happy days!

Then watched the waratahs. Johns rugby team. They sadly lost.

We drowned our sorrows with several more stubbies.

This guy is a legend.

I made a steak tea with apple crumble to follow. It was great!!

Oh on thursday, johns brother in law came to stay the night.

He was so fucking wired. Talked about sexual things to us at his tender age of 67!!!.

Tomorrow, I'm going whale watching on a boat! Get in!!

Over and out!

Australia. The first week. (Before Homelessnessness)

OKAY, lets get our teeth into some real tucker!!!!

Great! I love the Aussies and their Cricket team.

Well, Well, Well. My first week in Sydney, my gosh what a week it was.

Day 1

I arrived at 5:45am So I was incredibly tired, I met the folks I was travelling with and then got a mini bus off to my hostel. A 5 star hostel.

Sydney Central YHA

I toured Sydney from here, had a look at the Major shopping malls and the scenary. Happy days!

Then at night time, crab racing. Bloody hell as i stated before i think, i picked 16 it was like Titus Bramble just couldn't F***ing move.

Day 2

Today was absolutely Immense, Like I didn't have breakfast for this reason. We went to this restaurant!!!!!!
Sydney Revolving restaurant.

We had a revolving view over Sydney, whilst chomping on the likes of Emu Sausages, Kangaroo, Crocodile and Oysters.

I had a bit of eveything on the buffet Menu. I went up 6 times and loved every single bit of it. I had every single dessert to.

Well and truly got my moneys worth.

At night, Well i got a bit drunk, and started talking to a remarkably fat Australian Girl. Oh dear.

Day 3

Ahhhhhhh Wine tasting at Hunter Valley what an Amazing experience.

With thanks to the creators of the pink panther movie for the music to this video.

Hunter Valley we sampled 40 different Wines. In 3 different wineries, and safe to say i was pretty drunk. That was with the cheese and biscuits to.

Great Day! We sampled Sparkling Red wine to!!!!

Day 4

Blue Mountains, Ahhhh Amazing. We went for the day to Blue Mountains, A beautiful National Park. We had our own tour guide telling us of all the great Aussie artifacts and shit. We had a great view of the 3 sisters. Well I did when I had my lunch, which all the girls couldn't believe that I ate like 2 Sandwiches.

Plus we went on the steepest train in the world or should I say the most vertical, it was insane.

With thanks to the over dramatic Americans for making this video more hilarious than scary.

At night I cant remember what happened.

Day 5

Well this day was Wuvley. We woke up late, then went to sea world and the animal parks in Sydney.

I'll let them do the talking I'm well tired now.

Okay and on the night time OMG!!! right there was a night cruise along Sydney harbour.

An american constantly wanted to talk to me, she was ridic. But my god that thing was amazing.

Okay over and out

More from Mozza next time

Happy Fathers day last sunday dad. Your pressie is in the post.

Sacked from oxfam! And made homeless!!!!

Right guys I'm currently on my mates iPhone. This has been unreal.

So far I have been threatened with eviction, I have run out of money, I have lived off smartprice or the cheapest worst bread loaf for a week.

Then this guy called John came to my saviour. I arrived at his house on the 17th of june. He has treated me like a king ever since. He lives in a beautiful house, with a horse, 2 dogs an acre of land or several up in the mountains. We eat steak dinners and on Sunday we went sailing in his boat and his lovely girlfriend made homemade scones for us.

I also got to be in charge of the boat to. Amazing. I actually love this place.

Before this I was working for oxfam and living of bread and water, whilst being threatened with eviction.

Then on thursday, I was sacked from oxfam and about to homeless on the Friday. OMG! sacked from a charity and then homeless!!

If it wasn't for this great guy John, I'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah I was sacked from oxfam for not getting anyone signed up to the charity and I signed up 3 girls for jobs so the girls took my job and I got sacked.

Hahahahahahahaha. traveling is amazing. I love it. Sacked from oxfam and made homeless.

First day in Sydney!

Okies guys first day in Sydney, was pretty good.

I tried to stay awake, I lasted until 3pm went looking for flights to New Zealand for the rugby world cup as I had free time.

Then after a 3 hour sleep, went to the roof of the lovely hostel, for a barbequed kangaroo burger, it was lovely. then for crab racing!

at Scubar!! it was amazing my crab number 16, didn't move and lost terribly. GUTTED.

From here we went to side bar, I was talking to a lovely american and the rest were pretty drunk and one got us rejected from one bar. OMG!!

Great times.

I HAVE ARRIVED IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA.

This is a blog to say i have arrive in Sydney, Australia.

My parents will get a drunken phone call soon, the end.

The begininng of the end of Thailand. AUSTRALIA ON MONDAY!! FLIGHTS AT 5:10 PM THAI TIME!!!

Well folks, and now the end is Ni and so i reach for my mums curtains.

Thailand has been one amazing experience.

I have loved every single minute of it.

I dont know where to start. From teaching at the schools, to the numerous breakfasts the teachers bought me, to Dennis and Suvannah giving me such great hospitality. To the food and to Vinai.

Well my last day of school, after the election i did make a speech. I said how i loved the school and how I'm coming back in November. The kids are so warm and loving, likewise are the teachers.

I got given a souvenir. Aman bag hand made from the people in the mountains at Kanchanaburi with 2 t-shirts in it. Lovely. THATS WHY I LOVE TRAVELLING.

Man its Goodbye Thailand, HELLO AUSTRALIA!!! Monday 05:15am Aussie time I will be arriving. Innit.

Well Today my last full day in Thailand I spent my time at this amazing weekend market. The largest in the World. It was Amazing folks and it bloody was huge.

MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Well I hope my parents dont read this one.

My last day of school is today. Its an emotional one. They have an election in 25 minutes, I'm probably about to make a speech and state that i'm leaving and off to Australia on Sunday.

I've bought a plant. because yes parents I'M COMING BACK TO THAILAND IN NOVEMBER! to teach for 2 months and leave on the 22nd of December. So the plant resembles my soul LOL and will still be alive in November i hope!!!

I love it here.

Teaching today. OMG i'm teaching all the little kids today, On a FRIDAY! i know!! No one even turns up for work at County Hall on a friday!!!

If another person shouts the ALPHABET at me I'm going to scream!!!

Thats all i have taught today also this happened. I cant belive someone would do that, record his child crying!! anyway i made a child cry, the whole class fell silent. Oh no!! I felt bad I must admit but he was such a numbty it was unreal.

This resulted in all the class finishing their alphabet work, and then tickling me for 20 minutes.

My New Best Friend Vinai.

Well ever since I arrived at Wangpho school. I've been loved. Totally loved. Adored.

But this one man Vinai, He loves me more than anyone. He's taken me to one side, taught me 100 words of Thai, but I remember 10 of them.

He took me and liam in his car travelling for the weekend. Every day at 5pm we play football. He always buys me water or (Nam) at the end of it

He buys me breakfast every single morning and expects NOTHING! in return.

Today, Me and Liam are going to his house in 4 hours to have Tea at his house. So now he's cooking for us what an amazing man.

I will be crying here on the last day of my teaching on friday. Oh and we have taught non stop from 8am to 2:30 pm today. Unbelievable Tekkers

Food!!

This is a blog just based on what I love the most. After sport.

FOOD!!

The food here is amazing. They have Sticky rice with honeyed chicken. Amazing. They have beautiful mangos, fruits that I'd never even heard of before. They have this Thai noodle dish which is gorgeous. I've never learnt how to eat with chopsticks so quickly just to eat it!!!

HAPPY DAYS!

Sunday = Elephant Ride and Pancakes

Well after I slept in the school as I wanted to watch Manchester United V Barcelona. at 1:30am Thai time. I realised that I had been locked in the classroom.

NIGHTMARE!!

I climbed out the window and met my 13 year old tour guide who speaks 20 words of English and Liam, a cambridge graduate.

We paid Thai prices at the elephant park. 100 baht or 2 pound each. Foreign prices were 300 baht each 6 pound. We paid thai prices as we taught the womans who charged us's daughter.

Just watch the first few seconds of this video. Its dedicated to my Brother Andrew Morris

Happy days.

Later on in the day, here there is a pancake stall, and and ice cream stall, located 500 metres away from each other. So me being me i bought a pancake, went to the ice cream stall opened the pancake and she knew what to do.

I had about 20 Thai's laughing at me. But man that pnacake with Ice cream on top was so worth it. ALOY!!!

Oh one last thing say Ice cream really quickly folks!!!! you're speaking 2 languages. English quickly and Thai!!!!

Get in!! I bet you didn't know you could speak Thai

Saturday = Train De-railing and taken home by a police officer.

Well what a weekend folks.

Started off waking up at 7am. Off to a Namtok (Waterfall) and Hells fire pass.

We were told to get a train to the Namtok. This train is incredibly historic it was bulit before the second World War for transportation of goods and the like.

We were on the train for what seemed like 5 minutes and then BANG!! it de-railed, i was standing up, therefore thrown to the left hand side of the train.

I was unhurt, likewise to everyone on the train as it hadn't reached its optimum speed. We were lucky as it was 200 metres away from the river. Meaning the train would have fell into it if it had of de-railed there.

Now we were taken by a motorcycle, By the way dad there is no need for a licence to ride a motorbike here. I've been speeding the streets like a maniac.

And a fellow teacher kindly took us the rest of the way. First Hells fire pass;



Hells fire pass.



There should be a documentary floating about on this place Dad. About World War 2 and how the Thai's made a pathway through mountainous rock for a railway in blistering heat. They were brutually attacked before they started work, because the Japanese seen it as Motivation!!!

From here we went to Sai Yok Waterfall and bathed in the glorious sunshine. Happy Days.

Later on I went to Kachanaburi by myself, on the way home I got the wrong bus, got lost asked several people to give me a lift and then eventually found the right bus. That took me to within 5km of where i wanted to be.

Then a Thai Policeman gave me a lift home on his motorbike while he was working. He wanted money for it to!!! so I paid him 20 Baht, thats 40 pence to you and me.

STAGE FRIGHT

Yesterday, was a lovely day in Thailand. We are situated right next to an elephant camp that has roughly 60 elephants in it. Beautiful.

The school I'm at, Wangpho school. Is full of beautiful, cute and intelligent children.



The Hall, Here the kids are being taught Thai Boxing.

I later did exercises upon the stage for all the school to copy. I did all sorts of stretches and finished with the good old fashioned Press-up. Happy Days.

Later on in the day I played football, went to a massive Thai Market. Where the food was for all to see, and aloy it was to. Gorgeous food they have here. AMAZING PANCAKES!! better than Pont in Ghana, and i'm not just saying that.

This video is what i call a 2 minute wonder of Thailand. In Australia they will be 5 minute wonders. Innit

Finally when the evening came in I wanted to do some washing. Well I did the washing using two bowls, and what you guys would call DAZ. It took me from 7pm to 9pm! to wash around 30 garments of clothing.

Beforehand i got a lesson of 2 Thai teachers on how to do it. With more actions than words and still at least 20 of the garments are not fully clean.

NIGHTMARE!!

Face to face with a Scorpion.

People, I bet not many of you have been face to face with one of these.

However as off yesterday at about 7pm Thai time, i was off for a shower after my evening run and well, I got my things ready went into the shower.

Then that black little creature fell out of my towel!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD. My reaction to stare at it for 5 minutes until it crawled through the filter hole of the shower.

10 DAYS LEFT IN THAILAND. GUTTED!

From today I have 10 days left in Thailand. I'm incredibly sad.

Today I taught 5 lessons of English. With help from Liam a Cambridge Graduate.

I LITERALLY LOVE THIS SCHOOL.

The children want to shake your hand all the time. The teachers laugh at us, as they say for Thai people a trip to the waterfalls costs nothing but for foreigners it costs 20 Baht.

The food here is amazing. fried rice with crab meat. OMG. ALOY!!! means tasty in Thai.

Each lesson me and Liam taught the alphabet, linked words with it. Then taught verbs. The kids seem to be progressing well with their English.

I also taught a child with down-syndrome seperately today. He was writing his ABC'S for the first time. Lovely child.

Kanchanaburi Food Markets.
BEAUTIFUL!

I FUCKING LOVE TRAVELLING. SORRY MUM.

The New School is Amazing.

I arrived yesterday at 9am after being late for my life as the taxi didn't know where Thailand's War Memorial was. OMG!!

I was greeted with loving smiles and warm people. I arrived just before assembly and was asked to introduce myself to the children. i said.

'Good morning students, my name is David and I'm here to teach English. I'm also crazy about sport.'

In a way that Dennis my orientation guide would have been proud. The Thai English teacher here is beautiful to. Happy Days. She offered me cake today, she certainly knows how to win me over.

There's tennis courts and a football pitch right next to me. HEAVEN! plus i had a Honeyed grilled chicken last night. It was Gorgeous.

I've found this book in my accomodation also. Thats Amazing! about this guy on the run from jail.

Then this guy knocks on my door, said that this girl was staying upstairs and he would see me tomorrow. He only brought me a Thai breakfast in the morning. Which was literally like heaven like so good. My 1st Breakfast I've had here.

Today is my 2nd day teaching. I've had 3 lessons so far i'm on the fourth in 35 minutes. I've taught the alphabet and vowels.

I'm trying to get pictures loaded, however need permission first, Innit.

Over and Out.

WE ARE WOLVES. BIRMINGHAM ARE RELEGATED

WHAT A WEEKEND!!! UNAGI!! SALMON SKIN ROLL!!! WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right guys!!!

I've just had the best weekend you could ever make up.

I taught my last lesson at Watakuraeu School on Saturday. Then travelled to Kanchanaburi. This place started of reminding my of Pattaya. With old men holding hands with 23 year old thai's. However the taxi. A motorbike with metal railing beside it where we sat. Took us to the;

the Jolly Frog; This was situated in suburban area with a street of pubs just outside its vicinity. Perfect. I took this time to have a couple of games of pool, Ring Auntie Dorothy and my parents.

Sunday. Wow!!!

Woke fairly early to the sound of birds tweeting. How lovely. Today me and mike went to Erawan Falls. A seven tier waterfall. OH MY GOSH. We went all the way to the top of course. 1 mile up.

The view was beautiful. I went for a swim in the 7th tier folks, then when i had a rest. You know Appy Feet in the Metro Centre? Where fish chew your hard skin. Well the natural version of this occurred. Fish started chewing my feet oh my gosh it felt SOOOOOOOO weird, but afterwards there was this lovely sensation.

At 4pm we went back to the city centre. Had a bit to eat, I had fake donuts if there ever was such a thing. Then a trip to a railway bridge, one of the most famous I'm lead to believe.

Now it was Approaching 10pm. Wolves V Blackburn. Me and mike, as he looks like Justin Bieber over here were forced into a bar by several woMEN. We ate Banana roll and 2 smoothies.

At half time!!!

WOLVES WERE RELEGATED.

2nd half; We changed pubs, i wasn't happy. These two girls asked us to go into there bar, it was pretty busy with the football on and a pool table. I was happy.

We were now 3-0 down, I thought i left at half time it was 2-0. OMG!!! anyway i played this woman at pool she beat me. now blackpool were winning and Birmingham had scored.

I was about to cry. I had my wolves shirt on.

HOPE!! We score. 3-1!!. hopes slashed again as i get beat again at pool and Wigan score!!.

So this woman beat me 3-0 at pool. its the 84 minute and Wolves are in the championship. Not until!!!!!!

The mighty STEPHEN HUNT and Pauvlchencko. Keep the mighty Wolves in the premier league!!!!!!

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED FROM THE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!!!!!

The Puppet Show.

Two days ago, Me, Mike and Liam did a puppet show for the children at the orphanage. And they loved it!! well i think they did, but i didn't see much of it actually.

I was underneath the table with a curtain surrounding it making really weird noises, nothing new there then. BBBBBBBBRUCIEEEEEEEEEE. In the puppet show we had;

 



Millie







Michael Jackson





Smeagal



Rufus

Frederick



Kate





Angry Bear







Danan Truong

The story was about who killed Michael Jackson. I think I'll leave it to you guys to post who you think would have killed him.

Its Intriguing.

Plus did the 5 to 14 year old Orphans get this correct??? Hmmmmm They no speak Englishacarno.

This is one fantastic start to a drama series.


GOOD MORNING STUDENTS!!!

Today we had 3 lessons so 1 each between the 3 of us. I started at 8:30am so 1:30am England time. Oh by the way i have a shower with frogs. I've given them names well we have. Ones Dennis, ones Suvannah and Ones now called Jim.

Oh yeah I play football everyday at 5pm with the teachers. I've scored in every game. GET IN! partly because i never defend and ball hog all the time. Oh and We've played petanque. A french game i studied at A-Level. They keep asking me to drink whiskey here to they drink it like i drink squash. Unbelievable Tekkers.

Oh and they have Dunking donuts here, Ice cream parlours and beautiful waterfalls to visit.

Back to teaching. I taught the children the alphabet again however asked the children to place words at the start of each letter. They seemed to get the hang of things quite quickly. I'm acting a bit like a class clown to so the kids enjoy a teacher on their own level but i also make sure they learn from it. Fun learning works best folks!!!!

I was speaking to a Thai English teacher today, she was lovely, stated she couldn't speak English that well but she could, gosh Thais are just to polite. my word.

Oh one last thing in Pattaya. one 'woman' shouted out at me. ' i wanna **** your ass' oh how 'she' regretted that. Everyone starred at this woMAN and she quickly disappeared

Teaching!!!

Hey guys well we have finally recieved our timetables. I'm well happy a lesson everyday with 2 on friday and 3 on thursday.

Happy Days. I taught today children around the ages of 12 to 15. I taught the alphabet, however linking it with words like B for bubblegum and S for snuggle-bunnie and P for Parsnip. The children seemed to adore it. Well i think anyway. I hope to. For I they said I LOVE YOU!!! Ahhhhhhhhh.

PATTAYA!!! that was the name of the place i couldn't remember. My gosh guys right i was at a nightclub on Saturday with an incredibly sexy russian, girls from Ukraine and mainly Thai's. I couldn't get any numbers as well my phones broken, And well i'm of to Australia really soon.

I'm really starting to enjoy Thailand now. Great people, Great Places, Great food. and Great times.

COME ON YOU WOLVES!!

Thailand so far.

After arrival on the 8th of May. I was taken in a 'taxi' for a hours ride to the people in charge of my placement. Dennis and Suvannah. Dennis an ex pro Ice hockey player and Suvannah with a vast array of pro golfing contacts.

As soon as I arrive I state that my football team are playing, is there anyway of watching it? Well when i came back from finding a cash point. Dennis invites me upstairs to his widescreen televison to watch the mighty Wolves V West Brom.

Now right, I want to go for a run in the morning before i'm taken to my placement. So I set my alarm on my phone. However I wake up and realise that I set my alarm in English time. So I wake up and check the time its says half 7 on my watch, therefore I get ready and go for a run. It's pitch black, later on i realise that I looked at my watch upside down it was actuall half 1 in the morning that i went for the run and i wondered why it was pitch black and dogs riddled with disease were chasing me.

Right Guys.

Sunderland 1-3 Wolves.

How on earth can this happen. 2 wins from 2 games and i'm in Thailand. Went to a cracking nightclub today though. Happy Days.

Thailand. WOW!!

Oh my gosh guys, you lickle snuggle bunnies. I'm here in a place called, Oh i cant remember its name. However right literally I was in walking street last night. Now people I urge you to google walking street in Thailand, your computer may block it.

I'm staying in a room which is 2 pound 10 pence a night. It has a double bed, shower and everything a basic travelodge would have. I have been in thailand for 6 days now and my gosh its unbelievable.

The guys in charge; Ones a 'lovely'woman the other an ex pro ice hockey player. I arrived when Wolves were about to play West Brom. I watched us win 3-1 from this guys house. What a legend.

From here the next day, Monday i was taken to a volunteer house, However with no school. I stayed here with 2 people. One guy with an IQ of 158. OMG! and the other a girl, Ameria. However we didn't do any teaching for 3 days. we travelled thailand, went to bangkok and went to historical sites around our local area.

I think now is where the fun is starting and all these hilarious stories come from. For example in Heathrow i was chatted up by a 59 year old woman who happens to live near syndey and has offered me free accomodation when i'm in the area. She also said she wanted to give me a game of golf. And gave me her number. I mean free accomodation, happy days.

On the underground this really old woman, wanted me to take her to Heathrow and take her to the right terminal. And yesterday OMG. right these woman you have no idea.

I'm with these two english girls and one guy. He knows it all been here for 7 months. We were walking down a street and he says, right the girls on your left are freelance. 500 baht a shot of 1000 baht a night thats 10 pound a shot or 20 a night to you and me and thats all i can fit on this blog folks out of time.

COME ON YOU WOLVES!!!!!